A. (singing) If you're happy and you know it, clap you hands.
A claps. B stares. A. (singing) If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. A claps. A. (singing) If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. A claps. B is still. A. Well, you're no fun. What's wrong? B. Nothing. A. Well, you weren't clapping. B. And? A. If you're not clapping, something must be wrong. Now what is it? B. I'm fine. I just don't feel like clapping. A. Don't feel like clapping? Now that's just silly. What's got you all frowny-downy? B. I'm not "frowny-downy." I'm not upset. Nothing's wrong. I'm just not clapping. A. Why not? B. I'm not going to clap just because some dumb song tells me to. A. Excuse me, it is not dumb! Apologize. B. No. A. Apologize! B. To you? A. It's not me you called dumb. B. You want me to apologize to the song? A. Do what's right. B. No. A. You're so angry. B. You know what, yes. I'm angry. I wasn't angry before, I was happy, but NOW I'm angry! A. Why? B. LEAVE ME ALONE! Beat. A. (singing) If you're angry and you know it clap your hands. B stares at A coldly. A smiles gleefully. B maybe explodes, maybe doesn't. END
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