THE ICE CREAM MAN
I am the Ice Cream Man.
When my ice cream truck rounds the block, all the kiddies are bound to flock to little ol’ me.
My cooler filled with sweet treats to tickle your taste buds with joyful memories--but be careful!
Too much sugar will rot your teeth...or so they say.
I’d normally agree, but I’ve got bills to pay, so today, stock up.
Hurry, hurry! Step right up!
Get it quick before it melts--all sales are final. No refunds, no exchanges.
So whaddya need? I’ve got Flintstones Push Pops that let you view the world through a rainbow
Buyer beware...too much at once will make your brain slow.
But look here. Our firecrackers go BOOM.
Fudge bars go down smooth.
We even got a baseball glove!
...with chalk-flavored gum--sorry about that.
But, like I said...no refunds, no exchanges.
Now if you feelin’ OG, I got the classic orangesicles.
Holler at me--I do quarters, dubs, dimes and nickels.
Man, business is boomin’ in my little ice cream shop.
And when it’s as tasty as this, gotta take a scoop off the top.
I might feel a lil’ bad, but shoot, I can’t help my sweet tooth.
So, step right up, grab anything you like.
My options are plenty, my prices are fair--take your pick
I make your wish come true
Don’t despair. I take you there.
The bliss, you miss the kiss
Of that sugary sweet tease
You high, I’m high on you
Blueberry blue make rough smooth
Good is bad, bad is good
Up is down and all around
You flyin’ high above the seas, flippin’ birds to gravity
And you can have it all you see, for a monetary fee
I’m open for business! What it is you need?
Just be sure--I aim to please.
But if you’re dissatisfied...sorry.
No refunds. No exchanges.
I am the Ice Cream Man.
When my ice cream truck rounds the block, all the kiddies are bound to flock to little ol’ me.
My cooler filled with sweet treats to tickle your taste buds with joyful memories--but be careful!
Too much sugar will rot your teeth...or so they say.
I’d normally agree, but I’ve got bills to pay, so today, stock up.
Hurry, hurry! Step right up!
Get it quick before it melts--all sales are final. No refunds, no exchanges.
So whaddya need? I’ve got Flintstones Push Pops that let you view the world through a rainbow
Buyer beware...too much at once will make your brain slow.
But look here. Our firecrackers go BOOM.
Fudge bars go down smooth.
We even got a baseball glove!
...with chalk-flavored gum--sorry about that.
But, like I said...no refunds, no exchanges.
Now if you feelin’ OG, I got the classic orangesicles.
Holler at me--I do quarters, dubs, dimes and nickels.
Man, business is boomin’ in my little ice cream shop.
And when it’s as tasty as this, gotta take a scoop off the top.
I might feel a lil’ bad, but shoot, I can’t help my sweet tooth.
So, step right up, grab anything you like.
My options are plenty, my prices are fair--take your pick
I make your wish come true
Don’t despair. I take you there.
The bliss, you miss the kiss
Of that sugary sweet tease
You high, I’m high on you
Blueberry blue make rough smooth
Good is bad, bad is good
Up is down and all around
You flyin’ high above the seas, flippin’ birds to gravity
And you can have it all you see, for a monetary fee
I’m open for business! What it is you need?
Just be sure--I aim to please.
But if you’re dissatisfied...sorry.
No refunds. No exchanges.